Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Elizabethan Costume Update...
Here were my concerns:
1. It will cost a lot of money to make and only be worn once a year.
2. I already have costumes that I could weat to Ren Fest if I wanted to, but I haven't worn one yet.
I called Maria the next to talk about it and she made a very valid point. If I was truly passionate about the costume, I wouldn't even have doubts. So clearly, it was not something I TRULY wanted to do. She is my voice of reason...sometimes...amazingly. I love her...but she is not exactly the most rational of the two of us. But she was right...why would I spend my free time doing anything that I don't LOVE doing, and if I LOVED this costume, then I wouldn't have any doubts about buying the patterns.
So, we cleard that up. But I still want to improved my skills as a seamstress. To that end, I have decided that I will create a wearable garment (by today's standards) each month that incorporates a new sewing skill, that I can either wear casually, or to work, or I will donate to a charity .
Therefore, the Elizabethan costume has been put on hold...perhaps I will pick it up again at a later date. Adieu...parting is such sweet sorrow...
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Music To My Ears
It was completely unexpected. In fact, I was told only a week or two ago quite emphatically, that I was NOT getting a keyboard for Christmas. So I had begun trying to figure out ways of getting what I want (it's what I do).
I had received several gift cards to Target and an American Express gift card, not a ton of money...but enough to get myself what I thought would be a respectable keyboard to at least attempt to determine if I even wanted to learn to play. After sharing my idea with Doug on Christmas Eve morning...I was promptly told that we would not be purchasing a muscial instrument from Target.
This was going to be harder than I thought. I dropped it for the moment.
Enter Christmas morning...
None of us got very much sleep because we were all too excited about what we had gotten for everyone else. We all jumped up at 6a.m. and started with the stockings. I wanted Doug to start opening up all of his stuff, but there was a note in my stocking from "the big guy". It said that instructions had been left with Doug in regards to my present. Doug said we had to go into the garage...okay.
I'm not stupid, clearly my gift was in the garage, but what the hell was it. When we stepped into the garage, Doug and my Mom where hot on my heels, there it was plugged in and ready to play. I can not tell a lie...I started crying. It was amazing. I don't think that I have ever been completely surprised like that. It was great!!
I will tell you that I am such a musical genious that I can already play "Mary Had A Little Lamb"...Mozart is shaking in his cold, unmarked, poverty stricken grave...
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The Birds

Monday, December 15, 2008
Betty Crocker Ain't Got Nothin' On Me
I hate surprises...and I hate waiting to find out what gifts I am getting for Christmas. Now, in all fairness...I also hate making other people wait too.
My thoughts are, if you have something that is going to make a person happy now...then why make them wait?
That being said...for some reason I wanted to be different this year...maybe I'm getting old and sentimental (don't worry...I'll get over it). So, in my delusion, I decided that I didn't want to know what I was going to get for Christmas. Unfortunately, that is really hard to do...when you have been giving presents early every year.
My husband, he tried...but he wanted so badly to make sure he got what I wanted (this is part of the reason why we don't do surprises). We would rather let the person know what we are getting so that we get the right thing and avoid any extra, torturous trips back to the store to return things. We don't do shopping. I am the person that goes grocery shopping at 7AM on Sunday morning in order to avoid possibly running into any other human being other than the cashier.
I digress...so in his desire to make sure he got what I wanted, Doug took me last night to the store to get my new best friend:

Since purchasing it last night, I have made sugar cookies, a cake and chocolate frosting from scratch and two loaves of bread. I just love the sound of the motor, and watching the ingredients going around and around...it's mesmerizing. And while I did have another stand mixer it was not a Kitchenaid (and was not purchased by my wonderful husband) and therefore did not receive my undying love and affection. Oh yeah...don't even get me started on the optional accessories and attachments I can get. Can you say pasta maker? Doug is thrilled that he has given himself gift options for the next three years!
All joking aside I am so glad to add this item to my kitchen arsenal, except that I am now burdened with the task of having to figure out which child to give it to in my will...when we finally have kids.
Right now, though, I have more important things to worry about...like what will I whip up next?
Sunday, December 14, 2008
How To Make A Bum Roll
First you must find a pattern to use. I chose this one:

Now you must cut out the pattern piece and place in one your fabric. Make sure that you lay out the pattern as shown in the pattern instructions.


Now cut out the fabric:

And make any markings in the fabric that are marked on the pattern. In this case I need to mark two points on the fabric that mark the start and stop point for machine sewing:

Now we need to pin the straps onto the fabric, so that that they will be stitched in the seam (but not get in the way of the other seams). Then lay the other piece of fabric over it and pin everything together:


Now sew the two pieces together between the two marks you made previously.

Cut triangles in the curves to that the material will fill out correctly:

Turn the bum roll right side out:

Now stuff it...the bum roll that is.
Once you have stuffed it, you will need to hand stitch the opening closed:

And there you have it...your very own bum roll to impress your friends with:

To be continued in our next installment...the farthingale.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Hi!!
Oh wait...I already did that part. Sorry...I guess it's been so long, I figured I had better start over.
Clearly, I am having an issue with maintaing consistant posts. Don't worry...I will be bringing this issue before a council in order to receive sage advise on how to correct the issue.
Or I could just blame it on the holidays...
Friday, November 14, 2008
When The World Loses...
A LETTER FROM HEAVEN
"I thought I heard this last night"
Yeeaaah Babe. Talk to me babe. Whaatcha doing? What's the matter? I knew you loved me, but come on, why the sad face? This is great. Had I known it was going to be like this, I would have let the cancer get me sooner. Here's what we're going to do. I need you to let it all out, and then we gotta get back to work. I got this new big promotion and I need you on my team. It's going to be Huuuuuge!! babe.
Ready for this? huh? Guess who "yours truly" met today? Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing?.... give up? Vince Lombardi....AND Tom Landry. You know the big C got both of them. They met me at the gate to see how I did it. They heard it took a heart attack for the big man to get the Gorilla. After some talk about the Ice Bowl over a few "adult beverages" Lombardi wants ME to help HIM with a motivational book. Go figure. And Landry is a hoot. Who knew? Hate to admit it, but the hole in the roof thing so God can watch his favorite team? True. Damn.
Turns out, you can only reach so many people in radio, and with the world the way it is, the big guy says he needs me. Says I can do a lot more good from up here.
It's going to be awhile before you get here, but when you do, talk to Peter at the gate. Great guy, We're tight. Tell him you know me. Better yet, I'll be waiting for you. But if I'm not, hit me on my cell. Oh, by the way, Jesus says the long hair and beard? Never goes out of style, so Ha Says I shouldn't have cut it and sold out to the man. Didn't think I knew him either? Yeah, we were real close when I was young. Lost touch for awhile, but he was around a lot helping me with the chemo the past few years and we got to know each other better. It's been just like old times. You should get to know him.
As for the new gig? I'm getting the playbook ready. We'll meet soon and discuss. My house, I got brats, cold beverages etc. It will be fun. The big man wants me to see If I can get more people to live like I did. Veeeery cool huh? I'm blushing. First step: Slow down. Business is business, but you gotta have some fun. Slow down enjoy each other. Laugh out loud at least 5 times a day. Relationships over the bottom line. Love each other. Remember when I used to get so moved about something, my bottom lip would quiver? Didn't want you to see me cry, but now I don't care. You shouldn't care either. Cry.
Then let's talk. I'll be waiting for you. In the meantime, do me a favor. Hug the Puerto Rican. She's going to need you for awhile. God, was I lucky to have her. Oh, sorry, God says there was no luck involved. Oops. Anyway, let her know we talked and that it's going to be O.K. She already knows the game plan, she knows how much we laughed and loved. So I'll be waiting. The brats are hot, the "adult beverages" are cold. And remember, DARE TO BE GREAT. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
YEEEAH, BABE.. LUV YOU BABE.
Andrew
Also, within the last couple of weeks, 7 year-old Sean Gontz went on to heaven as well. It is always heart-breaking for someone to pass on, but it is almost a betrayal when a parent out-lives their child. It goes against the natural order of life and is truly something that I wouldn't even wish on the most miserable soul in the world.
You will both be missed more than you know and I know that you are smiling down from heaven on all of us still here trying to find a way to move on yet still remember.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Renaissance Festival
At the end of the event, they asked everyone with a birthday to stand and then anniversary. Doug and I were so excited to stand and say that we have been married for 5 years...then a couple behind us advised everyone that it was their 26th anniversary...damn.
Why does someone always have to steal our thunder?
Either way I am very proud of us. We have beat a statistic, since one in 12 couples head for divorce within 24 months.
Yeah for us!!
I love you Doug!

Saturday, November 8, 2008
Homemade Pumpkin Pie
I few weeks ago, I got a wild hair to make a pumpkin pie from scratch, and I don't mean "from a can" scratch. I mean, "cut a pumpkin, removes the seeds, roast it and puree it's insides" scratch.
I didn't take pictures and I used this recipe.
Let me just tell you...I am now a believer, and as with beets, I am very upset that I have spent 30 years not knowing the joy and wonder that is the homemade pumpkin pie. Amen.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Tractor Update...
Ideally, we will be fixing the ignition switch this weekend and can get some work done.
Quite frankly, I don't know where we are and where we are going with the property at the moment. Rather frustrating, actually. But then again, I haven't actually been out there in several weeks. I miss it.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Charity...
In the end, I found an organization that I am very happy to donate to. The woman I spoke with was very excited about my donations, and I mailed the first batch (4 hats) to her yesterday.
Monday, October 20, 2008
City Girl Lessons Learned V3.0 - Driving a Tractor
1. Not matter how fat your butt is, it will be sore after riding in that hard metal seat.
2. If you are trying to look at someone or something, grass will immediately fly up and hit you in the face, blinding you and causing an involuntary flailing of the arms which makes you look as though you are being attacked by a swarm of bees, which will cause you to veer off course and look like an idiot.
3. Most old tractors do not come with power steering...so your arms will want to give out on you...most likely in the middle of a turn, which will cause you to veer off course and look like an idiot, again. I promise.
4. Thankfully, items #2 & #3 were not caught on video for those of you who were looking for it. Thank you.
5. At the end of the day (if this is your first time), then you have done something that you have never done before...and that alone is worth being proud of.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
One of THOSE Conversations...
But then we came to mine and I couldn't help but start crying. Go figure...until I realized that I sincerely hope that Doug does not outlive me.
And before you start thinking I'm a selfish heinous person, it's because I don't want him to have to go through that. I don't want him to have to go through having me creamated, and seeing an urn in the living room, or whatever room (probably the bathroom - just please don't mistake me for cat litter). The pain of calling out to me and I'm not there. Or missing my touch when we pass by each other, or my voice, or my cold butt/feet on his body in the middle of the night. Or missing me calling out body-parts in German as we lay in bed on Sunday mornings.
I don't want him to feel that sadness...and I only know what kind of sadness he would feel because I would/will feel it when he is gone too and that hurts me more than anything.
I Love You, mein Shatz!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Working on a Promise...
All of the interesting stuff really happens on the weekends. Like this weekend when we got the tractor. I have some GREAT pictures of that as well as some video, but have I put it up here for you to enjoy? NO! Because I can't manage to work beyond the 8th level of tired during the week to edit some pictures and think of clever little things to say about the goings on at the farm...and for that I am sorry. I'm not sure how many more times I will apologize for my ineptness. Maybe one day I will get over it and post regularly. Perhaps we could just look at it as an adventure to see if I can even consistantly manage to do this. Who's up for an adventure?
It could be like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book, which by the way...just to give you an insight to my personality, my grandmother and I used to plot those books out on huge pieces of paper taped together to visually see the outcomes. Perhaps...now you can understand. Maybe that's why it is so hard for me to do things that are ongoing? Like journaling/blogging, etc. If I can't plot it out and see a definite course, I don't want to play, I get discouraged and I give up. Well, I have a HUGE newsflash for myself...IT ALL HAS THE SAME ENDING!!!! Wow...that was pretty deep. So, what I'm saying then is that all those motivational posters are right...it's not the destination, it's the journey. Holy crap...this blogging thing is like therapy.
I should send myself a bill.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
A Year Later
I guess I still don't think that people want to read what I have to say. Or to be more realistic...I have a lot of days like I did today...and I think that the best option is for me to just keep my mouth shut...or not type as the case may be. It prevents people from getting their feelings hurt.
As I think back to a year ago...I can say that some things are definitely better and some things just haven't changed.
But I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles...and the world just keeps turning.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Confused...
Monday, September 29, 2008
Rooster Apron
But I am not kidding about my obsession. Which is why I had to buy this apron when I saw it at JoAnne Fabrics. All of the pieces are printed on one solid piece of fabric, along with the instructions. Just cut out the pieces (by the way...it would be a good idea to label on the reverse side them as you cut them out) and follow the instructions. Easy Peasy... except I have to be honest with you...I have had this apron cut out for about two months now and just got around to making it because I thought it was going to be harder than it looked. Of course...it wasn't.
And a random picture of a sunflower from the farmer's market. I promise you that it is one of those accidentally great pictures. Please don't think I am starting to get the hang of this picture taking stuff.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Sexing Bob White Quail



At any rate, you have been learned. Go out into the world and share your knowledge...or not.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Evidence...
Thursday, September 25, 2008
He Wore a Size 9...

We were all very excited. In these parts (to coin a phrase) finding a horseshoe is good luck. But this horseshoe looks to be pretty old. It is very brittle and we believe that it was handmade based on the asymmetrical shape. So we took it to Hobby Lobby and had it framed:

I couldn’t help but think about what kind of adventure caused this horseshoe to end up in a field that was, until recently, covered in mesquite. Probably everyday life…but I'm sure I could come up with some wild story. What I do know is that I can’t wait to put it in the house once we have it built…open end up, of course, based on our mythology.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Push The Little Root Balls...And Make 'Em Come Up
First you have to locate a root. Not a problem:





In my world, (because, yes, I actually got to drive the big Jeep!!) I skinned more than I pulled. Eh…you win some, you loose some. But I was so proud when I pulled my first one:

Moving on… This was how our day progressed. Search for roots, attach chain…hope for the best and pull. Now that we have the bigger stuff out…we can FINALLY have them come in with the disc plow and get this party started.
Watch out…I may be getting the hang of this…

Locavore
What amazes me the most about this is that this was the word of the year for 2007 for the New Oxford American Dictionary. Perhaps it’s just me, but does anyone see the absurdity of this? A few months ago, when I first discovered the Austin Farmer’s Market, I cooked an entirely local meal (with the exception of oil and spices) consisting of a roasted chicken, roasted veggies, a salad and cheese. As I thought about this meal and what a “locavore” is a few days ago, I wondered…at what point, did eating locally become a novelty? At what point did it become a marketing scheme?
What I do know for certain is that for myself, growing up, eating locally was never discussed. I never grew up around a garden and I am certain that the majority of my generation didn’t either. Which is why we are where we are today.
Allan Savoy (Holistic Management) would say that we started down this slope when man discovered fire. I think that is probable, but I think that there are events that occurred within the last century that might offer an explanation, to include the industrial revolution, the end of World War II and the conversion of chemical warfare into fertilizers which needed to be pushed off on to farmers who then began to specialize in one or two crops. Then into the 50’s when nothing that came from nature was to be trusted. The 60’s attempted a whole-hearted return to the land, but it didn’t quite stick. Industrialism had taken over and population increases forced us to view food sourcing differently.
Of course these are not the only reasons,in fact, there are hundreds of other possibilities. These are just the ones that I think that had the biggest effect. Nonetheless, it still amazes me that we have gone from an agrarian society to one that makes local eating a catch phrase and one of the hottest blog and best selling topics of recent years.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Prairie Chickens

Sadly, only seven survived...which I think may actually be pretty good...or at least that is what I am telling myself so that I can sleep at night.
Here they are...grown up, singing like it's the thing to do and about three weeks from laying eggs.

God help me...I don't think I am ready for that. We're gonna have birds all over the damn place. Oh wait...with me they only have about a 25% chance of survival.
How 'bout them odds.
Good thing "Slim" is not a bettin' man.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
City Girl Lessons Learned V2.0 - Gate Duty



P.S. We did not leave her there...for long.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Blasphemy?

I was just going through my pictures and found these from Seattle.

I really didn't take very many pictures. That's too bad. It really is a pretty place.
With the exception of the trash along the highway...go figure.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Potato Storage
We had some wood in the garage that would have worked, but we would have to cut it. Then we decided to go to Home Depot to get the price on wood to build it. All you need is a length of 1x4. We decided to make the box 2'x3'.
It was then that I remembered that I would never cut a piece of wood again as long as Home Depot was near and I found an employee to cut the 10' piece of wood in to two 2' pieces and two 3' pieces.
Interestingly, it was the same employee that cut the wood for the compost bin and raised bed. I'm surprised he didn't hide in the back when he saw me...I hope they don't start charging to cut wood.
Using our brad nailer and stapler...we put the sides of the box together and nailed some spare pieces of 1"x1" to the sides as handles. Then we took hardware wire and stapled it to the bottom of the box. Here is the completed box...

Then I took two paper bags and cut them to rest in the bottom.

And fill with potatoes...

You may even be lucky enough to have a potato that looks like a heart...

Or a butt...depending on how you look at things.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
City Girl Lessons Learned V1.0
1. Some days...no matter how much you and your significant other love each other...you will want to hurt each other.
2. If the mud is soft enough to stick to your boots...your truck will get stuck in it.
3. Just because it is cloudy and rainy...I can still get heat exhaustion.
4. Ask questions...don't just trust the little old man set up on the side of the road sellling fruit. You may assume he is selling local food. But he may be selling plums from California. Is there a season for plums in South Texas?
5. Just when you think you want to smack your significant other, he offers you half of his chicken salad sandwich because there was not enough bread for both of you to have a sandwich.
6. Chicken salad made with apples tastes sweet when you throw it up.
7. Some days you just can't win.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Confession
I can not wait to turn 40.
I want to reach that point when other peoples' opinions of me really don't matter. Many people can say at various ages that they don't care what other's think. I have not reached that point. I love seeing women in their 40's and 50's who are confident and carry themselves with a certain air. Something that says I have lived life...
It may not be like your life, but it is mine, and it is perfect. Regardless of what it has been in the eyes of others. Regardless of whether it has been anyone elses idea of perfect or not. It has been lived...and that is enough. That it is not about a comparison or being better than someone else. We all are just who we are and that is okay. Period.
I have had my own dreams and goals...and I have either achieved them, or I am busting my ass now to achieve them. But even more than that. It is about achieving those goals because it is something you want. Not as a comparison to someone else or someone else dreams. They just are what they are. My dreams. Not mine because someone else thinks they should be mine. But mine because I have spent hours, and days, and years wanting them and working for them.
Perhaps its not the number per se, maybe it's just the experience or wisdom. Whichever it is, I can't wait.
The Dolphin Tamer and I went to dinner last night and as we were eating dinner, in walked this fabulous group of older women (most likely over 50) all wearing red hats of varying sizes, shapes and levels of outrageousness. I was in heaven and in fact was trying to work out a plan to adopt each and every one of them as my grandmother. I was hoping their fabulousness would wear off on me.
I told DT that I couldn't wait until I was older so that I could wear big, fabulous hats in public. It falls in line with having the confidence and wisdom that I was talking about above. Perhaps I will have reached that level when I can confidently go out in public with an outrageous hat and not be concerned with what the people think.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Pickled Okra
Pickled Okra
by Yvonne Eckert
3 lbs uncut and washed okra pods
1 clove of garlic for each jar
Mustard seeds
6 Peppercorns
6 Small red hot peppers
Dill seed
1 Qt. Water
1 Qt. Distilled Vinegar
1/3 c. Pickling salt
3/4 c. Sugar
Pack okra into hot pint jars. To each pint add one clove of garlic, 1 teaspoon dill seed, 1 peppercorn, 1 small red hot pepper and 1/2 teaspoon mustard seed.
Make brine of water, vinegar, salt and sugar. Heat to a boil. Pour over okra. Close jars and process in boiling water bath for 20 minutes. Makes 6 pint jars.
Enjoy...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Denim Skirt
Speaking of changing the world, I created a skirt for My Maria from a pair of her old jeans. The earth feels better already. I can tell.
Dear Earth...Glad I could help. Love, Melissa
Sunday, August 17, 2008
A Day At The Market...

I love having fresh flowers!! They are so beautiful, and given prices at the grocery store...they really are a steal at $4 a bunch.
The cucumbers were $2 for 3, all of those tomatoes were $4, the potatoes were $2 for about 4; the swiss chard was $2.50; the cushaw squash was $2; the canteloupe was $2 each and the black-eyed peas where $5 (and worth every penny!).
The best way to cook those black-eyed peas is with a piece of salt pork, some onion and 4 cups of chicken stock. Just brown the salt-pork in soup pan, add onions, peas and chicken stock. No need for any other seasoning...DO NOT ADD salt. Now simmer this mixture for about an hour to an hour and half until the peas turn brown. Serve over fresh homemade cornbread.
If you serve this friends or family...you may receive marriage proposals.
You have been warned...
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Swatch-ya Doin'?
It occurs to me that this forced basting is the reason that I don't swatch to check my gauge when I knit. It would also be why I have never progressed beyond scarves and items that don't require exact dimensions. I guess I should have known my day would come where I would have to revisit another one of my issues (why, oh why, does the universe insist on self-improvement?).
I have started working on a blanket that my local yarn store calls the Simon Bebek (SIx MONths to BEcome a BEtter Knitter) blanket. Basically it is a piece-meal blanket with squares that you create using different types of knitting for each square.
Well in order to make sure that the squares are the correct size, you HAVE TO SWATCH. Crap...I have two options forget about this blanket...continue on my scarf-y path and not look back. Or grow up and swatch.
Well, we know I am all about the self-help...so here goes...
This is the pre-washed swatch...coming in at just over 5 inches in length...
And here is the washed and blocked swatch...
So now that I have completed the swatching to check my gauge...I have started the first square which is an Embossed Square. We will see if the swatching paid off...
Sunday, August 10, 2008
What We Have...




I can not wait...