Dear God,
Help me. Merlin had his first day of Doggie Day Camp today, and my feelings were hurt because he was too busy trying to hump another dog to even care about the fact that I was leaving him with strangers and a pack of four-legged beasts that could potentially tear his nuts off (if he had any).
Also, please don't tell me that my biological clock is ticking. I am surrounded by pregnant women and new mom's and I have to tell you I am a little envious. I was pretty sure that I traded in that biological clock for bigger brains years ago, but apparently the model I got was deffective. Please send me a new one.
Amen.
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