My Life as the Benny Hill Theme Song

As it sometimes occurs, I needed to pick up a few things at the store this morning. And by “store”, I mean Wal-Mart, because that is UNFORTUNATELY the only place to get a variety of things. It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that it’s all there is, and it pisses me off. Stepping off the soapbox, what started as a three item trip...ended up being a little more. And by “little” more, I mean we had to take out a quick second mortgage. In the process, we picked up a magazine called "Hobby Farms". In it there was an article about fainting goats. Holy crap...that is funny. It's sad that it's a genetic disorder, but it's even funnier when you set it to the Benny Hill Theme Song. You don't even have to imagine. Go here. It made me realize that I want my life theme song to be “The Benny Hill Theme Song”. Think about that for a minute…that is HILARIOUS…well, at least it is to me.